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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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Lie about the gap in your resume. Tell them you had to help some Hobbits take a ring to Mordor or something.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.