Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.