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Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

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Shoulda named my daughter Calculus cause damn she’s complicated.

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.