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The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.