Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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First, they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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Imagine being social on social media.

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I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.