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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.