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I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.