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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

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My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.