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Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.