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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.