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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.