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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”