People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.