If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.