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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.