I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.