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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

Just landed via TikTok:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Shared recently on Threads:

Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

Live now on TikTok:

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Flex on your kids by asking β€œare we there yet?” before they do.

Breaking via Messenger:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Just landed via YouTube:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask β€œis it in yet?”

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.
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Annoyed because I want to live my life without a job.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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Can I come over and be your midnight snack?

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Reported on WeChat:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Going viral on Discord:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

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