Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

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My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.