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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.