Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.