Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.