I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

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When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.