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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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Sending thoughts and prayers for this brave soul navigating the dire waters of domestic chores ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿฅด

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