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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.