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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

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The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.