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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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My mirror needs a screenshot button.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.