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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.