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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!