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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!