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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.