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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”