I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.