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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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Oh good. Another day.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

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Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.