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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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