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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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