I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.