That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

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You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.