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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because thereโ€™s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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Welcome, new followers! Itโ€™s all downhill from here.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says โ€œletโ€™s hear from someone who hasnโ€™t spoken yetโ€

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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