I must retire to my chambers about this.

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Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.