Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Commentary:
Who knew hot dogs had a secret rap name? ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŽค Please, let's not turn them into urban legends. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *



Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

Whatโ€™s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ณ has viewed:

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ท has shared:

One day youโ€™re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ณ has shared:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ has viewed:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ป has shared:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง has bookmarked:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท has shared:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?