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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.