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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.