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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.