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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.