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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.