Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”