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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need a special occasion to buy a cake.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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My bank account is also in retrograde.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.