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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?