If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.