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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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If you order a pizza with veggies on it, you can tell people you had a salad.

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I don’t understand the desire to rock climb. We have stairs for that now. Problem solved.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.